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Jenn-err... Maria"Okay, according to the internet, I have a child.... Who the hell did I have a child with!?" Matthew asks, sitting on a park bench. A woman with long silver hair, tied up and a bird upon her head sits down next to Matthew.
"Hello" She says
"Hi" Matthew looks back to her puzzled
"Hello man, sitting in the park" She says
"I just said hi, woman in the park" Matthew replies
"How you doin?" She asks
"uhhh, good thanks" Matthew turns away from her
"You're looking good" She says, checking Mattie out.
"Pardon?" Matthew asks looking back a her
"I said you're looking good" She says smiling at him
"...Fair enough" Matthew says, picking up a convenient newspaper to look at.
"Maria" She says
"Pardon?" Matthew looks back at her
"Maria" She clarifies
"No I'm sorry I think you've mistaken me for somebody else" Matthew says
"No it's me, my name is Maria" She says
"OH! uh, hahahaha?... what a hilarious misunderstanding... Nice to meet you Maria" Matthew says, blushing from embarrassment
"We've met befor
Romeo's a Whiny BitchPlease note, the author of this story doesn't remember the lines for Romeo & Juliet, so this is going to contain some editing. Also strange time travelers. ENJOY!
"Oh Juliet, even though I don't think we met before that thing at Friar Lawrence's place, I love you and I'm going to pour flowers on you because I'm SAD! I'm not going to kill my self though, because that's just silly." Lord Paris says
"Oh, doot-do-do-doo~ HONEY~ I'M HOME!" Romeo busts down the tomb door.
"Romeo you bitch! What you doin' here!?" Paris exclaims
"Leave now!" Romeo says
"No! I cut you bitch!" Romeo says shooting Paris with his magical gun
"Ow! I have been killed! Juliet forgive me!" Paris says "What a world, what a world"
"Okay-- WELL SHIT! I JUST KILLED PARIS. Oh well... JULIET! I WILL BE WITH YOU-" Romeo get's bricked my a mysterious chick wearing stripes.
"FFF ROMEO! Y U SUCH A WHINY BITCH! You aren't Romeo Montague! You're Romeo Imabitch! Just like Riku! JUMP YOU SPARKLEY MOTHER FUCKER!- errrr..." Th
Italian Role Reversal 4LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSAL
FELICIANO MAY OR MAY NOT OF ACCIDENTALLY KILLED KIKU.
NOW BACK TO THE STORY.
"No seriously! Is he dead?! I can't tell!" Alfred says
"Well, this is a soap, so he'll probably show up sooner or later alive and well" Feliciano says rolling his eyes at the American.
"This is a soap!?" Gilbert asks
"Of course! Why do you think we killed off a character so early in the series?" Romano asks, latched onto the unhappy Spanish man.
"So uhh... we need to hide the body or something?" Alfred asks
"We can hide him in my room!" Feliciano offers
"Why do you want a dead guy in your room?" Ludwig asks
"... no reason" Feliciano says
"What the hell?" Alfred asks
"WAIT! He has a pulse!" Gilbert says, randomly on top of the Japanese man
"Okay, now I don't feel like a necrophiliac." Feliciano says sighing in relief.
"Okay, I don't think their personalities got switched, I think that Lovi was given Feli's personality and Feli was turned into a sadistic psycho." Gilbert says
Chatting With Francis 1"Hey! Big Brother France! Can I asks you something?" Italy asks, calling the Frenchman.
"Non! I am very busy right now!" France yells
"Ve? Why not!?" Italy asks
"Well, let's just say... The British are coming, the British are coming~" Francis says, hanging up.
"Ve, what's that supposed to mean?" Italy asks, "Huh, I'll have to ask someone else I guess. Hey Germany! Where do babies come from?"
The British were indeed coming.
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