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The Truth is...SekksyMapleFuffin:
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What'd Alfred feed you?
ICE CREAM FLAVORED MAPLE!
Maria stared at her computer screen blankly.
"You really have gone off the deep end, haven't you?" She says to no one
Ice cream flavored maple???
OH! I meant Maple Flavored Ice cream!! Silly me
IT WAS A BIG CONTAINER TOO! BUT THERE'S NO MORE :3
Mein Gott man!
I love you~~~!
I love you too, how sugar high are you!?
The truth is!
That you could slit my throat, and with my one last gasping breath, I'd apologize!
For bleeding on your shirt!yu7hj666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666654
Mattie? You alr
Red + Blue : Purple..wait wut?It was a beautiful day, and the four Links were doing something irrelevant to their quest.
"Hey! Blue! Blue! Bluuuuuuuue~" Red pestered the disgruntled Link.
"What Red!?" Blue asks, restraining from reaching his hammer
"You know how the color wheel works?" Red asks
"uhh, yeah?" Blue says, not really expecting that type of question, more expecting "Blue, where do babies come from?" or "Hey Blue, how many swords could a sword chuck chuck if a sword chuck could chuck swords?
"Really? Good, cause it's been kind of bothering me for a while" Red says, smiling at the other.
"What's been bothering you? Me not knowing what a color wheel is? Seriously, everyone knows what those are Red" Blue says
"No not that! But you know how Purple's made?" Red asks, looking over his shoulder to their Violet team mate.
"......... I can tell this is going to be stupid" Blue says blankly
"Well do you!?" Red shakes Blue by the shoulders
"Red and Blue!" Blue says, shoving the optimistic Link away, "W
Hypocritical Much?Once upon a hot Summer's afternoon, Seychelles was eating fish.
"Hey Sey!" France grabbed the Island from behind
"!?F-France?" Seychelles drops her fish.
"I'm forcing all my colonies to hang out-" France's phone rings, upon answering, the sounds of an Englishman fill the air. France hangs up.
"So why are you making your colonies-"
"PLOT DEVELOPMENT!" France yells, "So here's Monaco... have fun while I find Picardy and mon petite Mathieu ~" France then rips off his clothes and runs off to find his province and "Son"
Monaco and Seychelles watch the man run off, not knowing to be disturbed or in awe at the man's bravery to run around naked.
"So... Hi" Seychelles looks over to the other girl. Monaco adjusted her glasses.
"Bonjour" Monaco says looking back at the Island.
"...... So how do you like Mr. France?" Seychelles asks
"He's.......... French" Monaco says, "How about you?"
"............ He's French..." Seychelles mutters
"................." The two girls sat in silence
"So is it true
Pancakes for my Nerd"Okay... flower, milk, eggs.... what's the difference between baking soda and baking powder?.... Why do I need salt!? Pancakes are supposed to be sweet! And......... we're out of butter, GREAT!" Maria rummaged through her kitchen, looking for ingredients, "And, The milk's expired!?... I just used that in my coffee..." Maria furrowed her eyebrows, looked over to the clock, then walked to her room.
"There is no reason to be forced to put pants on on a Tuesday!....... Screw it, I'm wearing a skirt.. where the fuck did my boot- oh..." Maria walked over to her door, closed it, and got her boots from their hiding place, "I guess it might be a good idea to put on a bra..."
"......... I should have made a list..." Maria wandered around the store aimlessly.
"Maria-San?" Maria turned around to find her brother's boyfriend's cousin
"Sakura! Do you know how to make pancakes?" Maria grabbed her friend and shake her by the shoulders gently
"Whoa whoa whoa! Hands off the merchandise lady" a woma
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