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The Prince and the Polar Bear5"Prince? I think you're mistaken Gil, Why would a prince just go out wandering the- never mind But he said he was a medicine dude's apprentice or something like that." Matthew rebuts
"Well, yeah, who gives their actual identity to some creepy guy with a knife?" Gilbert says, flying up to Matthew's head.
" I don't know people from the western kingdom to the left?" Matthew says sheepishly.
"You keeping up Shiro Panda?" Honda looks behind him for the bear. Matthew nods and walks up next to Honda, acting like an affectionate dog.
"I thought you were a bear, not a dog." Gilbert laughs
"Not to much longer Shiro Panda" Honda says kneeling down a bit to pet Matthew.
"Why are you telling me that! You ran through a forest with me! If I weren't to scared of being crushed, I would let you ride- OKAY MATTHEW! GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!"
"And my brother calls ME a pervert"
The Pochi-Kun Log 2I don't like the lazy cat man's new cat. I don't like the lazy cat's owner. TO MANY CATS! One is enough Master! I'm a dog!... So you tell me! Mr. Liet man has a questionable doggy too! Why don't you hang out with him? I don't wanna go to Greece! It's full of cats! CAT'S MASTER! WHY DO YOU LOVE THE CATS SO MUCH!?
"Hello Kiku. Pochi. Tama." The lazy cat man greets us.
"Koinichiwa Heraclese-san" Master! Don't be so nice to this guy! He has at least fifty cats! That's not normal!
"Tama, it's good to--!"
"Hey Cat Nip~ What's up?"
Bag Cat and Lazy Cat. Why does Tama hang out with these guys?
"What's Turkey's cat doing here?" The lazy cat man sounded pissed
"What's your cat doing here?"
"Turkey!" The lazy cat man sounded even more pissed. So this was bag cat's owner? A guy. With a mask. Wow.
"I figure, since Japan's here, he should at least have one pleasant face around" Mask man says. Why are rapists so attracted to master?! This was going to be a LONG visit
The Pochi-Kun LogHi hi! It's a nice day today! And Master's not going to see the lazy cat man today! The lazy cat man is't bad, but he always brings his cats. The only cat I like is Tama, but that's only because he's just like mast- Squirrel.... Hi hi! It's a nice day today! The drunken bird man's coming over today! I like the bird. He's REAAAAALLY nice. He doesn't make advances on me like the smoking flower man's rabbit. And, he isn't a cat! I don't like cats. Except for Tama who's just like master.
"Oi! Honda!" It's the drunken bird man!
"Konichiwa, Gilbert-Kun" Master's wearing his housewife outfit again. I wonder why he likes to cross dress so much.
"Awesome to see ya! Hey Pochi!" I like the drunken bird man. I like him because he isn't so attached to cats.
"Pochi, what's up" Gilbird, the drunken bird man's bird, asks me
"I was chasing my tail! I almost got it! Then I chased off some cats that were being all in heat on Tama. Silly kitties, it's not mating season... OH! And I dug a hole!" I say spin
The Prince and the Polar Bear4Honda threw his upper body over Matthew.
"Huh!? What are you doing!? You'll get kill-" Mathew stopped mid sentence. Kumajiro had stopped, and was now fighting a little yellow bird.
"Okay, cause that's not weird." Honda lifted himself from the bear to see the sight for himself.
"Run! Awesome me will keep this guy busy while you two get out of here!!" Matthew looked around to see who was talking, then looked to the little bird. "Yeah! I know I'm a hot bird but my good looks can't distract you!"
Matthew was to confused to even try and figure it out. "Come on Shiro Panda! We have to get out!" Honda picked Matthew up and began to run with the small bear.
"Shiro what?" Matthew looked back to the bird, who was definitely kicking the magician's ass. "We almost got killed by a guy who can't beat a BIRD?"
Soon enough, the man and bear found themselves at the eastern exit to the forest. Honda let Matthew down and panted.
"Thanks for your he
One With Russia"Hey, Gaga?" Matthew looks at his freaky girlfriend
"Yeah.... Matthew?" Lady Gaga forgot his name again
"How did we end up in Russia with empty bags of milk?"
"......" Lady gaga couldn't think of any of her songs to randomly quote.
EARLIER THAT DAY
"Hey! Ivan! You need any milk?" Alfred asks Ivan, dressed in Matthew's hoody.
"Yes actually, thanks Ma-"
"APRIL FOOLS! No milk for you!" Alfred flew away because he's the hero. Then he decided to randomly sex(It's not rape because he yelled SURPRISE first) his boyfriend Yong Soo while still dressed as Matthew. So Yong So was going to be pissed off as soon as he can walk again.
BACK IN RUSSIA
"I know that we are young, and I know that you may love me, but I just can't be with you like this anymore,
"You're breaking up with me... in Russia... with empty bags of milk. Great!" Matthew was pissed.
"Just be friends, Matthew, All we gotta do is just be friends" Gaga sings
"That's Just Be Friends by Meg
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