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The Day I Dated GagaIt was a peaceful afternoon in Canada, where the polar bears were playing hockey and eating maple while drinking milk from bags. Matthew Williams was strolling along in the park when someone attacked him.
"MAPLEHOCKEY!" He yelled out as his face hit the sidewalk.
"Mattie! How long have you been dating Lady Gaga!? Why didn't you tell me!? Where'd you go!?" Who else but Matthew's older brother, Alfred.
"What? Huh? I'm right under you!eh?" Matthew replies
"I just read a magazine saying Lady Gaga was dating a guy named Matthew Williams!!" Al says shaking the Canadian.
"It's probably just a coincidence Al. Relax" Mathew says shoving Al off of him, "If you need something to do, I hear Yong Soo's looking for someone to play the Hero in one of his K-Drama's" But Alfred was gone by the time Matthew said Yo-
"Good, he's gone. Now I can strut my stuff in peace" and Matthew did just that
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"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girl friend Huh? Crap!" Matthew hid b
The Prince and the Polar Bear3"Where did that scream come from?" Matthew asked himself, searching the forest.
"What are you trying to do? Wake the dead?"
"Kumakichi!" Matthew recognized the voice
"You scared me You don't sneak up on people while they're wondering the forest who are you?"
"Hey! For once someone's not asking ME that! Wow, I'm lame" Matthew thinks to himself.
"I am a magician from a kingdom far away, I've come here to escape the freezing temperatures. So who are you?"
"Honda. I uh, work for a medicine man, so if you'll excuse me, I have to find something" Honda backed away slowly. Matthew moved in closer to see what was going on. His attention was first directed to Kumajiro, his face was hidden. Matthew's attention was turned to the other man as he began to walk away.
"Don't you want to hear what I have to say before you leave, Honda?" Kumajiro spoke again
"What is it you want sir. I need to be home by sundown" Honda says looking back at Kumajiro.
"I'll be quick
TIDDLESIAMYOURFATHER.NOTJECHTOnce upon a rime, Tiddles, or Tidus as he wanted people to call him, was eating ice cream with his sexy boyfriend Firion. Then Firion left because the emperor was all like "I'M AN ASS AND NAO I HAS UR ROZE!" And Firion had to go beat him up. So while Tidus was alone, he decided to rant about his dad to pass the time. THEN CLOUD CAME
ALL OVER TIDUS'S FACEOVER TO HANG OUT! Tiddles was confused because Cloud hated hanging out with Tidus because he was way to happy.
"Tidus, we have to talk" Cloud says showing ABSOLUTELY NO EMOTION.
"Okay Cloud! About what" Tiddles says grinning like an idiot
"Tidus... There's something... I never told you... you know why you've never met your parents before?" Cloud says staring at his idiot friend
"Uh, my dad's on the bad guy side and I hate him because of my mother who paid no attention to me when he was around." Tiddles syas confused at the emo dude staring at him
"Well, you never met them because.... Tidus. I'm your mother" DUN DUN DUU
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