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Italian Role Reversal 4LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSAL
FELICIANO MAY OR MAY NOT OF ACCIDENTALLY KILLED KIKU.
NOW BACK TO THE STORY.
"No seriously! Is he dead?! I can't tell!" Alfred says
"Well, this is a soap, so he'll probably show up sooner or later alive and well" Feliciano says rolling his eyes at the American.
"This is a soap!?" Gilbert asks
"Of course! Why do you think we killed off a character so early in the series?" Romano asks, latched onto the unhappy Spanish man.
"So uhh... we need to hide the body or something?" Alfred asks
"We can hide him in my room!" Feliciano offers
"Why do you want a dead guy in your room?" Ludwig asks
"... no reason" Feliciano says
"What the hell?" Alfred asks
"WAIT! He has a pulse!" Gilbert says, randomly on top of the Japanese man
"Okay, now I don't feel like a necrophiliac." Feliciano says sighing in relief.
"Okay, I don't think their personalities got switched, I think that Lovi was given Feli's personality and Feli was turned into a sadistic psycho." Gilbert says
Chatting With Francis 1"Hey! Big Brother France! Can I asks you something?" Italy asks, calling the Frenchman.
"Non! I am very busy right now!" France yells
"Ve? Why not!?" Italy asks
"Well, let's just say... The British are coming, the British are coming~" Francis says, hanging up.
"Ve, what's that supposed to mean?" Italy asks, "Huh, I'll have to ask someone else I guess. Hey Germany! Where do babies come from?"
The British were indeed coming.
EMO OFF Zexy vs. RoxyTwas an EPIC emo stare down. Zexion and Roxas, though the two have never fought before, they now compete for the title of THE EMOEST FLUFF CLOUD WHO ISN'T CLOUD EVER.
"I cut myself. AND I ENJOY IT!" Roxas says
"I cut myself and don't enjoy it because I am incapable of feeling" Zexion rebuts.
"I cried at the end of Titanic because I was ENVIOUS!" Roxas says
"I cried at the end of the my little ponies movie because I missed the pain the ponies were feeling" Zexion says. Zexion was putting up a hard battle with Roxas, but Roxas had a trick up his sleeve
"I only befriended Xion because I questioned my sexuality" Roxas says
"I wear tight clothing" Zexion says starring down into Roxas's soul, "So tight it looks like I have a Vagina."
"............ I listen to Linkin Park" Roxas says. Oh, tough blow, how's Zexion going to recover?
"..... I have thick black horned glasses." Zexion says, saving himself
"DEMYX'S DEATH MADE MY CRY BLOOD, HIDE IN MY ROOM FOR SEVEN DAYS, CRAWL OUT OF A
Alfred the HousewifeOne day, when Ivan was getting home from his job of bashing people's faces in, SOMETHING VERY STRANGE WAS GOING ON.
"Hello my darling Ivan-Bear! How was your day? Can I get you some vodka my darling?" Alfred asks, wearing a pink apron and 50's housewife clothing.
"Da? I... beat the crap out of some people... are you okay?.... and why are you in my house? Are you finally going to become with me?!" Ivan asks the blonde man.
"Oh you~" Alfred says walking into the kitchen. Ivan stood there, trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK was going on. He went to his fancy living room, and sat down on his favorite chair, hoping he was just hallucinating what happened earlier. He wasn't.
"Oh my darling Ivan-bear~ Here's your vodka~ Would you like anything else?" Alfred asks, in the most loving housewife-y tone you could ever fathom.
"Uhh, become one?" Russia asks
"Oh you~" Alfred walks away, back to the kitchen, because that's where women belong.
Ivan was watching his favorite TV show, Tokyo Mew Me
The Awesomest Rap EVERI'm Awesome. As sung by The Great Prussia.
And I hate to rhyme
at least most of the time
if you cannot believe,
check the bird
and heave.... ho!
What the heck's a cinco?
My bud Antonio,
He's from Spain
and never a pain
Except to Romano
Who's in denial
So go to a file
Spelling's for losers
Which I am not
Because I'm Awesome!
Prussia, the greatest place
Even if it doesn't exist
It used to so....
I have a bird
It's name is Gilbird.
Italian Role Reversal 3LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSAL
SOME RAPISTS THAT WEREN'T FRANCE APPEARED
NOW BACK TO THE STORY
"Bruder, what the hell are you doing here?" Ludwig asks
"Well my 'not as awesome as me' little brother, we herd that the Italians have switched genders, and we came to see if it was true!" Gilbert says, cupping his brother's... hand.
"Heh? Who said we switched genders?" Lovino asks
"Arthur-HOLY CRAP YOU'RE THE MEAN ONE!" Alfred says cupping Gilbert's ass.
"Will you people GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! We're trying to feast on pasta and Kiku!" Feliciano says, the Japanese man, passed out form the lack of air between this chapter and the last.
"YOU CANNIBALS!" Alfred says backing away, hand still on Gilbert's ass.
"I think he meant it in a sexual way. Not in actually eating- is he breathing?" Gilbert asks looking at the unconscious Japanese man.
"I dunno" Feliciano says, still not letting go of Kiku
"Chigi! Feli! You need to let go of hiiiiiim! He might DIE!" Lovino says looking at his younger broth
a dangerous hallucinationThe light coming through the window was bright,
much too bright.
Even though my eyes were closed
I could see it-
The skin of my arms prickled,
sweat dripped from my brow.
It was two in the afternoon but…
the sun was setting
through the window facing east.
I should have seen the hutch,
shelves lined with bone china
decorated with delicate leaves and vines.
I was so thirsty
and reaching for cups that should have been there.
Instead I found a billboard of butterflies,
the colors raging
more than any rainbow
I'd ever seen.
Their wings fluttered and flashed
yet somehow they moved in slow motion.
I wanted to stand,
wanted to reach out and touch them but…
I couldn't move,
and yet I laughed
ignoring my dry mouth
and the tingling in my feet.
There was a tempest
on the rise
and in my blood.
A sugar rush disguised
as a riot of butterflies
and they were swarming me.
There was a small vial
of insulin in my pocket
that I nev
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