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EMO OFF Zexy vs. RoxyTwas an EPIC emo stare down. Zexion and Roxas, though the two have never fought before, they now compete for the title of THE EMOEST FLUFF CLOUD WHO ISN'T CLOUD EVER.
"I cut myself. AND I ENJOY IT!" Roxas says
"I cut myself and don't enjoy it because I am incapable of feeling" Zexion rebuts.
"I cried at the end of Titanic because I was ENVIOUS!" Roxas says
"I cried at the end of the my little ponies movie because I missed the pain the ponies were feeling" Zexion says. Zexion was putting up a hard battle with Roxas, but Roxas had a trick up his sleeve
"I only befriended Xion because I questioned my sexuality" Roxas says
"I wear tight clothing" Zexion says starring down into Roxas's soul, "So tight it looks like I have a Vagina."
"............ I listen to Linkin Park" Roxas says. Oh, tough blow, how's Zexion going to recover?
"..... I have thick black horned glasses." Zexion says, saving himself
"DEMYX'S DEATH MADE MY CRY BLOOD, HIDE IN MY ROOM FOR SEVEN DAYS, CRAWL OUT OF A
Alfred the HousewifeOne day, when Ivan was getting home from his job of bashing people's faces in, SOMETHING VERY STRANGE WAS GOING ON.
"Hello my darling Ivan-Bear! How was your day? Can I get you some vodka my darling?" Alfred asks, wearing a pink apron and 50's housewife clothing.
"Da? I... beat the crap out of some people... are you okay?.... and why are you in my house? Are you finally going to become with me?!" Ivan asks the blonde man.
"Oh you~" Alfred says walking into the kitchen. Ivan stood there, trying to figure out WHAT THE FUCK was going on. He went to his fancy living room, and sat down on his favorite chair, hoping he was just hallucinating what happened earlier. He wasn't.
"Oh my darling Ivan-bear~ Here's your vodka~ Would you like anything else?" Alfred asks, in the most loving housewife-y tone you could ever fathom.
"Uhh, become one?" Russia asks
"Oh you~" Alfred walks away, back to the kitchen, because that's where women belong.
Ivan was watching his favorite TV show, Tokyo Mew Me
The Awesomest Rap EVERI'm Awesome. As sung by The Great Prussia.
And I hate to rhyme
at least most of the time
if you cannot believe,
check the bird
and heave.... ho!
What the heck's a cinco?
My bud Antonio,
He's from Spain
and never a pain
Except to Romano
Who's in denial
So go to a file
Spelling's for losers
Which I am not
Because I'm Awesome!
Prussia, the greatest place
Even if it doesn't exist
It used to so....
I have a bird
It's name is Gilbird.
Italian Role Reversal 3LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSAL
SOME RAPISTS THAT WEREN'T FRANCE APPEARED
NOW BACK TO THE STORY
"Bruder, what the hell are you doing here?" Ludwig asks
"Well my 'not as awesome as me' little brother, we herd that the Italians have switched genders, and we came to see if it was true!" Gilbert says, cupping his brother's... hand.
"Heh? Who said we switched genders?" Lovino asks
"Arthur-HOLY CRAP YOU'RE THE MEAN ONE!" Alfred says cupping Gilbert's ass.
"Will you people GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! We're trying to feast on pasta and Kiku!" Feliciano says, the Japanese man, passed out form the lack of air between this chapter and the last.
"YOU CANNIBALS!" Alfred says backing away, hand still on Gilbert's ass.
"I think he meant it in a sexual way. Not in actually eating- is he breathing?" Gilbert asks looking at the unconscious Japanese man.
"I dunno" Feliciano says, still not letting go of Kiku
"Chigi! Feli! You need to let go of hiiiiiim! He might DIE!" Lovino says looking at his younger broth
Italian Role Reversal 2LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSAL:
LUDWIG GOT BITCHED BY AN ITALIAN.
NOW TO OUR STORY
"Well, it seems you two have your work cut out for you, I'm just gonna go-" Kiku turns around truing to leave, when someone grabs the collar of his shirt
"Chigiiii~ You can't go Kiku! You just got here!" Lovino was whining on the small Japanese man, scaring the German and Spaniard.
"L-lovi, are you alright?" Antonio asks
"Hm, yeah! Of course I am Nii-Chan~" Lovino says smiling at the man
"We need to change them back" Antonio deadpans at the happy Italian.
"Eh? What's wrong nii-chaan?" Lovino asks latching himself onto the Spanish man, setting the Japanese man free. Kiku quietly tried to escape the house again before getting his shirt collar caught by the other Italian.
"Ve, Kiku, why do you insist on leaving? We could kick these bastards out of the house and we could stay here, alone. With romantic lighting and some pasta~" Feliciano pulls Kiku to him, whispering seductivly.
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