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T.I.F- Cloud's What Now?The Insane Family
Cloud's what now!?
AN: This story may or may not be brain safe. I dunno. Breaking of the fourth wall is pretty much guaranteed with me as the author so.... ENJOY THIS CRACK!
If this was a doctors idea of a practical joke, Cloud wasn't laughing.
"I'm a man" Cloud glares at the doctor, "Dr. Valentine, what do you mean by, pregnant?"
"Well, from the symptoms you've described and the test, the only logical explanation is that you are Pregnant, Miss...ter Strife. How about you check back in a month and we'll check again" Dr. Valentine says
"What if it's a tumor? What if I only have a week to live? What if an alien has come from space and implanted something inside me, to incubate it, then it tears it out of wherever it is!?" Cloud asks"Zack has been rubbing off on me"
"Mr. Strife, I doubt it's that." Dr. Valentine gave Cloud the "Valentine Brand Blank Stare of Death", once thought to be only achievable by Dr. Valentine's son Vincent.
"Sorry my boyf- roo
The Day I Dated GagaIt was a peaceful afternoon in Canada, where the polar bears were playing hockey and eating maple while drinking milk from bags. Matthew Williams was strolling along in the park when someone attacked him.
"MAPLEHOCKEY!" He yelled out as his face hit the sidewalk.
"Mattie! How long have you been dating Lady Gaga!? Why didn't you tell me!? Where'd you go!?" Who else but Matthew's older brother, Alfred.
"What? Huh? I'm right under you!eh?" Matthew replies
"I just read a magazine saying Lady Gaga was dating a guy named Matthew Williams!!" Al says shaking the Canadian.
"It's probably just a coincidence Al. Relax" Mathew says shoving Al off of him, "If you need something to do, I hear Yong Soo's looking for someone to play the Hero in one of his K-Drama's" But Alfred was gone by the time Matthew said Yo-
"Good, he's gone. Now I can strut my stuff in peace" and Matthew did just that
-insert fancy transition scene here-
"Hey hey, you you, I don't like your girl friend Huh? Crap!" Matthew hid b
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