The Prince and the Polar Bear1Prologue~"GAH! He's such an idiot! an inconsiderate, narrow minded idiot!" A young man yells to no one marching through the forest."Ah, so the young prince is upset" The young man stopped startled by the voice." All you could ever want, and your still unhappy?" The voice asked in a taunting tone."You don't know what it's like being related to my brother. He's such an idiot and no one even knows my name! not even Arthur! And he raised us!… where are you!?… or am I going insane… GAH! I hate this!" The young man continued his storming off farther into the forest."I can help you, you know. With your identity crisis…
The Prince and the Polar Bear2"Who are you" The mysterious voice asks the young man"You tell me first!" The young man demanded"Hmph… smart boy. My name is Kumajiro. Now it's your turn." The voice demands"O-okay Mr. Kumakichi… I'm Mathew Williams, prince of the Northern Kingdom to the Left." Mathew says proudly"To the left?" Kumajiro asks"I don't know, the first monarch was probably high or something…" Mathew says pondering it as well"Yeah…… Stop distracting me! I said I would help you, so what is your wish?" Kumajiro asks"… I want people to stop confusing me with my brother and for them to actually notice me I guess. It's imposs
The Prince and the Polar Bear3"Where did that scream come from?" Matthew asked himself, searching the forest."What are you trying to do? Wake the dead?""Kumakichi!" Matthew recognized the voice"You scared me… You don't sneak up on people while they're wondering the forest… who are you?""Hey! For once someone's not asking ME that!… Wow, I'm lame" Matthew thinks to himself."I am a magician from a kingdom far away, I've come here to escape the freezing temperatures. So who are you?" "Honda. I uh, work for a medicine man, so if you'll excuse me, I have to find something" Honda backed away slowly. Matthew moved in closer to see what was going on. His
The Prince and the Polar Bear4Honda threw his upper body over Matthew."Huh!? What are you doing!? You'll get kill-" Mathew stopped mid sentence. Kumajiro had stopped, and was now fighting a little yellow bird."Okay, cause that's not weird." Honda lifted himself from the bear to see the sight for himself."Run! Awesome me will keep this guy busy while you two get out of here!!" Matthew looked around to see who was talking, then looked to the little bird. "Yeah! I know I'm a hot bird but my good looks can't distract you!"Matthew was to confused to even try and figure it out. "Come on Shiro Panda! We have to get out!" Honda picked Matthew up and began to run with the
Stargazer ch 2Gilbert backed away from the Japanese teen. It was almost a law that anyone who dare even look at Mr. Wang's younger brother would suffer the wrath of a thousand pandas.Mr. Wang had the issue of being over protective with all of his siblings, except maybe a certain Korean. Gilbert knew he wasn't getting out of this alive if word of this escaped the classroom."... So I see you like Miku! Ha ha.. ha." Gilbert said, not in the awesome mind set for the moment, "She's great, totally wasn't trying to molest you or anything."Kiku just stared at the platinum haired teen with a blank expression on his face."Miku-Chan is my idol." Kiku continue
Stargazer Ch 1"NEIN!"It was his final answer, and nothing was going to change his mind.Meet the Bad Touch Trio, amateur band in need of a new vocalist. The band consisted of their self proclaimed leader Gilbert who was on base guitar, Antonio on guitar, and Francis on drums. Gilbert was a good vocalist, but his voice was much more suited for a band following in Rammestein's jizz trail, and the trio just wasn't epic enough to sodomize their keyboardist on stage and jizz all over their fans. Antonio could deliver, but he didn't want to, and Francis would enjoys the drums far to much, for he is a master of banging things."Gilbert! You want us to be big!
Italian Role Reversal 10Italian Role ReversalLAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSALTHE TIME GAP BETWEEN CHAPTERS WAS IGNOREDADAMWESTSLAPDOG WAS CONFIRMED TO BE ALIVEKIKU WAS A HOARTHUR CONVINCES GILBERT TO GIVE HIM A LAP DANCEAND NOW THE CONTINUATION---"You ever get the feeling we've been replaced by bards and dragon lovers?" Gilbert asks the Englishman as the wait for the underwater traffic jam to clear up."What?""You know, it just feels like it's been a long ass time since anything's happened to us." Gilbert explains"We've been waiting for them to scrape up the idiot pedestrian mermaid so traffic can resume." Arthur tells the other, getting rathe
Let's Talk PairingsThere once was a yaoi stalking chick who was being stalked by another random chick, who in turn was being stalked by an English chick. This story is partially from the point of stalker number two."HELLO RANDOM PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! I am John, and in my days of stalking, I have decided to approach my target and ask her a few questions." John spazzed, "Excuse me, Ms. Hedavery! May I have a word with you?" Elizebeta turned around to find the spastic teen"Didn't I get a restraining order against you?" Eli questioned"Yep! I want to ask you something!""What?""What's your OTP?""….. I don't know…" Eli ponders for a bit"Mine's m
Italian Role Reversal 9LAST TIME ON ITALIAN ROLE REVERSE--HOLY CRAP, A NEW CHAPTER!? AFTER... WHAT, SIX MONTHS?MEH, WHO CARES.NOW BACK TO OUR STORY."I heard that shit was going down~! Tsundere Feliciano was to much to pass up~. So Where's the culprit? Shouldn't he be here being beaten by Italian will power?" Francis asks, ready to make a move on... everyone."He spazzed out and left. I'm in the evil twin arc!" Alfred says, pulling his invisible brother closer to him, "Soo and Kiku are the generic Asian drama arc, and the Italians are... the main subject." "Hm... Where? Gilbert, he's almost always here" Francis asks"England stole him. Something about... something" Ludwig says, keeping the younger Italian from hitting him."Le gasp! It's the story of the Prussian lap dance!" Francis exclaims"You mean THE Prussian Lap Dance. The one that 's capable of saving or destroying the world?!" Kiku asks, showing a sudden random knowledge of lap dances."Oui. The very one. Arthur must be u
WHY SO LATE?"Hey, Axel, Zexy wont talk to me." Demyx stares at the red head who was busy. And by busy, you can assume whatever you want that involves Roxas... ANYTHING. "Well... what'd you do to piss him off? Forget to buy tampons?" Axel asks"Uh.. no... I don't think I did anything... But whenever I try and talk to him he goes off on a rant about how forgetful I am." Demyx says pouting."Well... what'd you forget?" Axel asks, wanting the idiot to leave so he could finish whatever it is you're imagining he's doing to/with Roxas in peace."........I don't know, was there something I was supposed to remember?" Demyx asks "YOUR ANNIVERSARY WAS TUESDA
T.I.F- Cloud's What Now?The Insane FamilyCloud's what now!?AN: This story may or may not be brain safe. I dunno. Breaking of the fourth wall is pretty much guaranteed with me as the author so.... ENJOY THIS CRACK!----If this was a doctors idea of a practical joke, Cloud wasn't laughing."Miss-""I'm a man" Cloud glares at the doctor, "Dr. Valentine, what do you mean by, pregnant?" "Well, from the symptoms you've described and the test, the only logical explanation is that you are Pregnant, Miss...ter Strife. How about you check back in a month and we'll check again" Dr. Valentine says"What if it's a tumor? What if I only have a week to live? What if an
TIDDLESIAMYOURFATHER.NOTJECHTOnce upon a rime, Tiddles, or Tidus as he wanted people to call him, was eating ice cream with his sexy boyfriend Firion. Then Firion left because the emperor was all like "I'M AN ASS AND NAO I HAS UR ROZE!" And Firion had to go beat him up. So while Tidus was alone, he decided to rant about his dad to pass the time. THEN CLOUD CAME ALL OVER TIDUS'S FACE OVER TO HANG OUT! Tiddles was confused because Cloud hated hanging out with Tidus because he was way to happy."Tidus, we have to talk" Cloud says showing ABSOLUTELY NO EMOTION. "Okay Cloud! About what" Tiddles says grinning like an idiot"Tidus... There's something... I never told you...
Who's Birthday?"Hey Alfred! Can you get out of the bathroom?" Matthew bangs on the door"The hero's brushing his teeth here!" Alfred yells back"Please Alfred, I can hear you pulling for the tissue!... GROSS! What the hell Al!?" Matthew bangs on the door again"The hero can gt all the ladies he wants! I don't need to do that!!" Alfred yells"Why do you keep referring to yourself as 'The Hero'!? You adopt a child with someone, dump them, and laze around eating hamburgers all day! Do you even know what today is!?" Matthew asks"Uhh, Friday? Friday, gotta get down on-" "I will fucking murder you if you finish that sentence" Matthew glares at the door"
The Day I Dated Gaga It was a peaceful afternoon in Canada, where the polar bears were playing hockey and eating maple while drinking milk from bags. Matthew Williams was strolling along in the park when someone attacked him."MAPLEHOCKEY!" He yelled out as his face hit the sidewalk."Mattie! How long have you been dating Lady Gaga!? Why didn't you tell me!? Where'd you go!?" Who else but Matthew's older brother, Alfred."What? Huh? I'm right under you!eh?" Matthew replies"I just read a magazine saying Lady Gaga was dating a guy named Matthew Williams!!" Al says shaking the Canadian."It's probably just a coincidence Al. Relax" Mathew says shoving Al off o
One With Russia"Hey, Gaga?" Matthew looks at his freaky girlfriend"Yeah.... Matthew?" Lady Gaga forgot his name again"How did we end up in Russia with empty bags of milk?""......" Lady gaga couldn't think of any of her songs to randomly quote.EARLIER THAT DAY"Hey! Ivan! You need any milk?" Alfred asks Ivan, dressed in Matthew's hoody."Yes actually, thanks Ma-""APRIL FOOLS! No milk for you!" Alfred flew away because he's the hero. Then he decided to randomly sex(It's not rape because he yelled SURPRISE first) his boyfriend Yong Soo while still dressed as Matthew. So Yong So was going to be pissed off as soon as he can walk again.BACK IN RUSS
Defying Gravity ch 3Over sleeping. It isn't exactly something you want to do when you live with an insane American.Alice Kirkland, who had finally gotten to sleep after all the anxiousness from the audition results, was rudely awoken by a very fat cat who insisted on being the family alarm dog, if that was even a thing."Alfred, get off me, or no cuddle time later." Alice says groggily, trying to sit up, Alfred the fat cat making it nearly impossible to do so."Alice! You up, we gotta go in a few- Alfie, what are you doing boy?" Emily enters Alice's room, making no effort to notice that Alice wasn't even fully awake."What time is it?" Alice asks"Sev' For
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